Like many people I get spam emails, don't we all.
Like you probably I try and find ways to deal with them.
I create rules for example, where any further emails from that email address go straight into the wastepaper basket. This means I am never bothered by that spammer again.
While using ChatGPT for something else, I decided to feed in a spam message and get a responce and here it is, I hope you find it as funny as I did.
This is the chatGPT output
Game on spammers!
Subject: Re: Exciting Offer from Technology Wizards 🧙♂️
Dear [Spam Sender's Name],
Oh, what a delightful surprise! I can hardly contain my excitement. Your email arrived just in time to save me from the monotonous routine of my day. I must say, I feel incredibly fortunate to have been singled out as a potential beneficiary of your mystical technology solutions.
Your team of 400+ developers certainly sounds impressive, like a digital army ready to conquer the world of software and data engineering. How could I possibly resist such an offer? But alas, I'm facing a dilemma here - your message is so tempting that I can't decide between option 2 and option 4.
On one hand, I could tell you I'm super busy and ask you to email me again in 2-4 weeks, giving me ample time to ponder the profound impact of your solutions. On the other hand, I could be brutally honest and say, "Sorry, I am not interested." But where's the fun in that, right?
As for your generous 40 hours of proof of concept, I'm intrigued. It's almost like you're offering me a free tour of a magical kingdom, and I can only pay if I choose to stay. How could I say no to such an enchanting offer?
But honestly, I think I'll take a rain check on this one. After all, it's not every day that I get a chance to correspond with technology wizards. Keep up the good work, and who knows, maybe I'll summon your services when I'm feeling particularly adventurous.
Warmest Regards,[Your Name]
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